- Breaking News! Pizza Panic in Central Park! Eyewitnesses are telling me that a no-nonsense man in a metal mask, possibly a ninja, has stolen all of the city's pepperoni supply.
-Dateline Dimension X! A giant vortex has materialized directly above me. A monsterous robot, with what appears to be a brain in his stomach,
is walking down Sixth Avenue and heading towards Vinnie's Pizza Palace. Stay tuned as I attempt to get an exclusive interview with this mechanical
mastermind... April O'Neil reporting live for Channel 6, Happy Hour News.
