Sewer Sea Gull
Dynamic Duffel Bag
Power-packed Puddle Paddle
Anti-Foot Flag
Favorite Ship:
U.S.S. Pizza
Enemy Ships Sunk:
Footski (397 times!)
Description
No ship is safe from sinking in the sewers without Midshipman Mike. He's the
salty sewer sailor who can swim, swash buckle and swab the deck-all without
getting his "duds" dirty! This briny battle boy is ready for high sea adventure.
Mike will paddle the punks and send 'em all straight to Davy Jones' locker. Yes,
the waterways will always be sewer safe as long as Midshipman Mike's on the deck.
So, ahoy, you mutant mateys. And don't make waves, make way...for Midshipman Mike!
