Ninja File Sai
Compact Ninja Star
Katana Blade Curling Iron
Make-up Brush Battle Bo
Beauty Queen Chokes on Crown
99.9 lbs. wearing chains
Flash! This just in: April is the world's most ravishing reporter. What does that mean?
That means you're dealing with the gutsiest glamour gal to ever say, We'll be back
after these messages." April's one cool chick. She's got the power of the bob 'n wave -
thanks to her real rooted hair. And what she lacks in brawn, she makes up in brains.
This smart sister is super chic and turns heads wherever she goes. She never has a bad
hair day when she's armed with her katana blade curling iron. It's bad news though, if
theis ravishing reporter hears a whistle in the wind from a flirtatious Foot fiend.
She's got a detachable skirt that lets her kick low and high. And no kiss is as deadly
as when April aims her lipstick nunchaku at a Foot face. Why would a bodacious bylinin'
babe like this be interested in a Mutant Turtle? Well, as one source reported, "Cuz
they're just so cute!"