Kowabunga Kickboxin' Leo
The Side-smashin' Sewer Samurai!
Asst. No. 5240
Stock No. 5241
I'll be tasting victory while my Foot fetish friend will be tasting the mat. I'm Kowabunga Kickboxin' Leo -
and that means I'll wipe any Foot wimp that dares to get into the ring with me. I float like Ray Fillet and
sting like a killer bee. I'm the greatest and the fastest. I always win, cuz I strike fear into the hearts
of weakling rhinos and puny pigs. No one can beat me - no one - because no one can master my moves. Every
kick, right on target; every stomp, right in the kisser. I'm the master of the mat, and with you right
behind me in the ring, I can't lose. The Foot shall fall and their heads will pop! I'll see you inside the ropes!